Introducing Crunch

Starting your life as a hunter is actually a big pain in the butt. If you have not mastered the art of kiting and jump shooting yet - and if you just woke up in a dumpster, this might be a little tricky - you will hit the mob once or maybe twice with your gun and then try to melee him down faster than he does you. If the mob is joined by a friend in the process, you will go down faster than a gnomish pilot with supersafe rocket engines.

But if you ignore the pain and bruises and bite your way through, you will finally be rewarded and Mr Miyagi - or whoever your trainer is - will teach you how to handle a pet. With the pet, you will have no problem whatsoever to kill the mob.

And his friend.

And his family.

And burn his house down too!

Crunch in WoW

Raaaaaawwwwwwwwwrrrrr!

Crunch in Real Life

Omnomnomnomnomnomnom!

The City

Today, I arrived in Kharanos. It is the biggest city I ever saw. They have 2 buildings!

I also got rid of the raccoon pee stained clothes after I found a lovely dress on a mangled wolf carcass. I suddenly get a lot of attention from the ladies! All eyes on me!

Total assets: 8 silver and 29 copper.

The One Where It All Began

So I woke up in a dumpster in Coldridge Valley and realized that I was totally lost. I had no money, no food, no friends and my pants had recently been doused by a raccoon. In my quest to become filthy rich I had without a doubt already achieved the "filthy" part.

To also become rich will not be as easy, I am afraid. First, I will need to find a job!

New Project

Partially inspired by the Greedy Goblin, I have decided to start a little project, or enterprise, if you will: a new character in World of Warcraft, on a fresh realm, with no gold or support whatsoever and focus on earning gold and soloing instances.

In fact, I had a lot of fun soloing bosses in Blackrock Depths with my gnome rogue, back in the days when level 60 was the level cap. But for this project, I am going to play a hunter, which is much better suited for solo play.